when you overhear someone telling a story all wrong when you know the whole truth


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that girl u just called fat? that’s a plant. u need glasses

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when ya debit card decline and you tryna call the bank even tho u know u broke

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damn, intelligence is such a turn on. like wow, people who know a lot about so many different places and so many different things. and they’ve always got something to tell you or show you about something new that they’re interested in, and like, somehow they can blow your mind over and over. damn. such a turn on.

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" I’ve found that growing up means being honest. About what I want. What I need. What I feel. Who I am. "

(Source: 1missedcallfrommom)

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Use the code uber30dollarcred on Uber and get your first ride free! :)

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